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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:19
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Still no good
Appendix cancer cases on the rise in youngsters: 5 early signs that go unnoticed - Times of India
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Tony Awards: Predicting the Winners Using Just Math - The Hollywood Reporter
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
share office space ...
What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Paolini and 'legend' Errani win women's doubles title - Yahoo Sports
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
Virginia woman arrested in connection with Netflix star's hit-and-run death - NBC News
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
OpenAI claims to have hit $10B in annual revenue - TechCrunch
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
When did Elon Musk fall from grace?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good.
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Minds and Behinds
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?